Fate Debater Pillows

The End is Near!

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Foreign policy

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."