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"This is the part of religion we could do without."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Gates of heaven

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Post-psychoanalysis

Heaven

Life on cloud 8

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.