Seal Hunting Debater Gifts

A word from Michael Ignatieff...

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"Woo-hoo!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Official Seal

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."