Seal Hunting Debater Prints

A word from Michael Ignatieff...

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Woo-hoo!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Official Seal

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I spend my summers at the beach too, as well as my winters, springs and autumns...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"