Fishing Rights Debater Prints

Fish War

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Bleeding flag...

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

Organ Donor Card

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

SOPA supporters regroup.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

The Global War Against Global Warming

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

'Fracking well!'

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

'How were we to know oil would run out? We only sell the stuff.'

Retail construction in a parkway.

A word from Michael Ignatieff...

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

Hard to Reach Spots

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'