Sea Story Sharer Gifts

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Wanna talk about it?

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I thought it was deeper here."