Sea Story Sharer Pillows

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Wanna talk about it?

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'