Summer Story Sharer Gifts

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Young Picasso at the Beach

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Wanna talk about it?

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

The Month of June

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

"Well, there goes summer..."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."