Sea Stock Enthusiast Gifts

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Victorian Royal Navy

Need tickets.

"Ye God's... That was close."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Wheeee...'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Law School Sharks

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Ship

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.