Sea Stock Enthusiast Mugs

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Victorian Royal Navy

Need tickets.

"Ye God's... That was close."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Wheeee...'

Captain Thomas Coram.

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Ship

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'