High Seas Enthusiast Mugs

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

On the brink.

Turtle Hat

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Captain steering house through flood.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I don't do windows."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'