High Seas Adventurers Mugs

'ARRGH! Me Hearty!!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"