High Seas Adventurers Gifts

'ARRGH! Me Hearty!!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Batman O' War

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Titanic: How's my steering.