High Seas Adventurer Mugs

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

Edward Teach

Pirate's beaver problems,

The First Waterski

How's My Sailing?

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...