High Seas Adventurer Pillows

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

'I got dressed in the dark.'

Pirate and parrot using ATM.

Edward Teach

Pirate's beaver problems,

The First Waterski

How's My Sailing?

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Scuba cow"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Viking Loch Ness

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Getting the hang of it?"