Sea Siren Seeker Gifts

'I am sitting still.'

Beach Barbecue

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate eye test

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Dolphin

Going to Sea.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Sinking Oil Tanker

"We're luckier than most people..."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."