Sea Siren Seeker Gifts

'I am sitting still.'

Beach Barbecue

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate eye test

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Going to Sea.

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"I spy something blue."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Sinking Oil Tanker

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'