Sea Change Enthusiasts Gifts

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Scarcity

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Segregated Beach

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

A crab with a utility knife claw