Sea Change Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Scarcity

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Segregated Beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

How Swordfish Are Born