Sea And Tides T-Shirts

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

On the brink.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore