Sea And Tides T-Shirts

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Emergency Phone.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On the brink.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore