Sea And Tides Mugs

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Emergency Phone.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On the brink.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore