Tide Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It looks very different when the tides out"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Bring your own inflatable.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Privates Beach"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Captain steering house through flood.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'