Scuba Diva Gifts

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

I could have danced all night!

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Very Difficult Conversations

"Scuba cow"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

underwater knight

Diving Cat.

The last song before the party exploded.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dance.

You make me feel like dancing!

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I hate evolution!'

"You've got night fever."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Disco Dancing

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'