Dipping Diva Gifts

"Fancy a dip?"

I could have danced all night!

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"I come here for the pepper."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Ladies

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

Out of patience

Bow

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Party Time!