Drained Diva Gifts

Out of patience

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

University Soapflakes

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Ruff

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Brownie Points

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"I'm not whining."

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

June Brown

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

My mum is very houseproud.

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Amber Laura Heard

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

'LIAR!'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Face it, you'd be lost without me!"

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

Film Casting Co.

Alison Pill