Drained Diva Gifts

Out of patience

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

William Shakespeare

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Ruff

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Brownie Points

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"I'm not whining."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"Face it, you'd be lost without me!"

My mum is very houseproud.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'LIAR!'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

Film Casting Co.

Spring Break!

Alison Pill