Dipping Diva Prints

"Fancy a dip?"

I could have danced all night!

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I come here for the pepper."

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Ladies

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Ballet dancer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Out of patience

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Bow

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."