Digging Diva Prints

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Sunbathers.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Influence this."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

The quarantine self cut.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Remote work

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'