Dental Diva Prints

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Teeth with Braces.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"Darleen, this is an intervention...your teeth are white enough."

"The adult version of a lollipop is NOT a $100 discount."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

"Remember to floss after every surfer."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Toothbrush Pens

"Careful...she bites."

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Electric toothbrush

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'HI-HO, HI-HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO...' 'How come you never sang when I was a NHS patient?'

'It's not called bad breath anymore. It's breath behaving badly.'

'With the proper denture adhesive there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

It's from Hillary Clinton. We didn't floss regularly, so now we're going to be extinct.

"My feet are killing me..."