Dental Care Diva Prints

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Woman in a bathtub.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'