Dental Care Diva Prints

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Woman in a bathtub.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."