Scrubs Style Pillows

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

A topiary doghouse

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

Surgery.

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Topiary chair.

Surgery.

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

Covid Golf

"Fresh ground pepper?"

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.