Scrub Fashionista Pillows

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'What's holding him up?'

"Nice haircut."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Nice smile.'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Beehive Hairstyle

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

'I love your bangs.'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Surgery.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Dye now, pay later!

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'Perfect.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"