Scrub Fashionista Pillows

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'What's holding him up?'

"Nice haircut."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'Nice smile.'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Beehive Hairstyle

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

"How much do you want off the top?"

'I love your bangs.'

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Surgery.

Dye now, pay later!

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'Perfect.'

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.