Scrubs Enthusiast Pillows

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Drunk Barber

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

Man in Bath

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Axes 'R' Us Store

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

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"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Surgery.

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

People in the shower

Phone on TV ringing.