Celebration In Scrubs Pillows

Celebration in operating theatre.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'Will you stop saying 'try not to get blood all over everything!'.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

'Stick...'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

Covid Golf

"Fresh ground pepper?"

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'