Superhero In Scrubs Pillows

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Keyworker

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"How was your day, dear?"

'Will you stop saying 'try not to get blood all over everything!'.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'