Psychic In Scrubs Pillows

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Channelling on the Cheap

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Pie Filling Reader

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'