Jokester In Scrubs Pillows

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Very funny!'

'Will you stop saying 'try not to get blood all over everything!'.'

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"