Jokester In Scrubs Prints

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Very funny!'

'Will you stop saying 'try not to get blood all over everything!'.'

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Some card-game puns

"I've got writer's block."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."