Tv Buff In Scrubs Pillows

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Homo Zapiens

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Tunnel of TV

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Woman and TV.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Couch Potatoes

"We need to walk."

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."