Scripted Reality Fan Pillows

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Police film evidence

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

America's funniest election gaffes

A couple decides what to watch.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Am I through to the next round?"

TV and cleaner

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'