Scripted Reality Fan T-Shirts

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Theatre Crowd

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Police film evidence

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'