Fantasy Meets Reality Fan T-Shirts

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

Paranormal A-Z...

Here be dragons.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

100% carbon neutral

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'