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The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Epic Battles

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Hot Air Balloon

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Get on with it!

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."