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"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Epic Battles

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Hot Air Balloon

Storm in a magic lamp.

Get on with it!

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

A dream of consequence

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."