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"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

Knight feeding his kids.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Paranormal A-Z...

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Pastries and Candy

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

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'Let go of that balloon right now!'