Fantasy Meets Reality Fan Gifts

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Knight feeding his kids.

Here be dragons.

The Mouse Princess

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Right here's fine."

"Well, that one got away."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'