Screen Time Maximizer Mugs

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I'm bored."

Cellphone Islands

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

I should probably get out more.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Free Little Library

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"