"Huh. According to this, I've logged more screen hours than actually exist in a day."
Screen Time Optimizer Mugs
Celebrate their digital discipline with a mug that humorously acknowledges the screen time challenge. Ideal for coffees and teas, these mugs make balancing tech and life a little more fun.
'I've got his web surfing down to four hours a night.'
"I'm busy right now. Ask your mom if she can be interactive this evening."
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Graduates on their phones
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Cellphone Islands
I should probably get out more.
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Digital Fomo!
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"He's an indoor cat."
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
Free Little Library
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
"No screen time means more scream time."
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Screen Time Optimizer Mugs Collection
Screen Time Optimizer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that add humor and personality to any room. Ideal for those who like their comfort with a side of wit.
Screen Time Optimizer Prints
Find inspiring prints that promote healthy screen habits with a touch of style. Perfect for decorating a workspace or home.
Screen Time Optimizer T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for the digital age. Witty and fun, they make a great gift for anyone working on their screen habits.