"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."
Screen Time Maximizer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the screen time maximizer in your life? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed for digital enthusiasts who thrive in the digital world. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who love their screens and aren’t afraid to show it! These products add a playful touch to their obsession and are sure to bring a smile to their face.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"I'm bored."
Cellphone Islands
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Graduates on their phones
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
I should probably get out more.
Digital Fomo!
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"He's an indoor cat."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"We cancelled Netfix for this?"
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
Modern camping
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
Free Little Library
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"No screen time means more scream time."
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"Do you even care about evil anymore?"
'U-S-A! U-S-A!'
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Screen Time Maximizer Gifts Collection
Screen Time Maximizer Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for the screen time maximizer – perfect for coffee, tea, or any beverage while enjoying their favorite screens.
Screen Time Maximizer Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring playful screen time themes. Perfect for beds, couches, or gaming chairs to keep their digital love close.
Screen Time Maximizer Prints
Beautify their space with art prints that celebrate screen dedication. Ideal for bedrooms, offices, or gaming rooms for a fun, digital vibe.
Screen Time Maximizer T-Shirts
Discover witty and fun t-shirts for the screen enthusiast. Great for casual weekends, gaming sessions, or just showing off their digital passion.