Screen Time Maximizer T-Shirts

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I'm bored."

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Graduates on their phones

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I should probably get out more.

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Free Little Library

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."