Screen Size Maximizer Gifts

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

Let's get organized

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Am Awful Crammer.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

Community Bed de Luxe

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

Some jobs are less satisfying than others because they use few of the jobholder's skills and abilities, and the job itself forms only a small part of the finished product.

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

A Hammerhead shark watching two Televisions.

IRS, 'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Never Anything on TV...'

'So, is that a mobile phone or a home theater?'

'We spend so much time looking at bikes on the Internet, we invested in a bigger monitor.'

"For bigger tips I play the violin"