Time Maximizer Gifts

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

The first meeting.

"Ha! No labour costs! No production costs! Man, our profits will go up like a rocket!"

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'We believe in putting people before profits. We put people in China to leave more profits here.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Asset management over development.

"You very rarely get to work on time, your reports are always late you completely miss most meetings..."

"Personnel say we can't recruit because nobody wants the soul destroying pressure, the morale crushing hours, the TERRIBLE work life balance."

'This is why we can't have nice things...'

"I'm busy right now. Ask your mom if she can be interactive this evening."

'Forget government intervention. Hiring a snake charmer has truly worked wonders.'