Screen Struggle Story Gifts

"Isn't this view amazing."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Internet Cafe.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

'I wish I had my money back...'

'Once, I was searching the market for stocks. Nowadays, I'm searching the parc for sticks...'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"A shoulder to lean on? I'd prefer a hand to take up a loan from..."

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

"My nest-egg money was working for me okay. . . until took early retirement."

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."